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“My horse, my horse. My kingdom for a horse.” What I wouldn’t do for a horse right now.

It’s almost time to go to it - it’s the Battle of the Rs.  I have gotten rid of my old pal Buckingham because he betrayed me.  Anne is gone. She apparently caught one of those nasty viruses going around.  My neice Elizabeth will be my wife; her mother caved in just like Anne did. Fool!  I always knew she just wanted the title.  Sure some people have left me, but I have three times the number of troops.  I will not give up my kingdom for ANYTHING!!!

Yes!!!! I am king.  What do you think of this freakish, deformed Einstein now, people? I’ve changed my mind about being married to Anne; her dad gets on my nerves.  The princes will be taking the stairway to heaven, and I have the crown. Power is good.  I can’t turn back now even if I wanted to, which I don’t.  Buckingham is starting to chicken out, though.   Apparently, there’s an army being  formed by this Richmond kid.  Wimp.  He’ll never beat me.  Once in power, ALWAYS in power!  Long live King Richard!

I am deformed and ugly. Mothers with young children run from me; even dogs bark at me! I hated my life! So….I really only had one option - to be evil, not Austin Powers evil, Stephen King evil. Sure I had to kill a few people, children, small animals….but they deserved it, didn’t they? What would you have done if you were a despised, freakish, hunchback little man with the brain of Albert Einstein?